February 2012
So, I am in detention for speaking out in class...
My teacher: How do you stomp out a rebellion? Kill everyone involved.
Me: Unless you're Katniss Everdeen..
Teacher: Those books are stupid. They have no point.
Me: The Hunger Games is a trilogy of trials that a young girl named Katniss Everdeen that is my age must face. It teaches the power of love, and how you would sacrifice anything to keep the ones you love safe. It teaches the value of friendship, that you're never really alone if you have friends. It teaches morals, that you should always stand up for what you believe in and never back down. It teaches loyalty, and that no matter what you always know what is right and who will always be there. Lastly, it makes a statement that power can often corrupt the best of people. It makes you hungry, and mostly sadistic. You never know what it will do to even the best of us. Now I don't know what books have taught you, but The Hunger Games are the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Katniss Everdeen is a heroine, and she gave me the confidence to be strong, be heard and be proud. Especially against pricks like you who try to make me silent.
My Teacher: Good, you can read about her while you're in detention.
Me: That's what i'd be doing, whether at home or in detention.
Whole class: *applause*
January 2012
Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show: hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
Moffat & Gatiss: HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.
The first 10 minutes of every Doctor Who episode
doctor-who-companion:
““Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,”...”
– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via oncetherewasus)
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
